Summer Conferences

Two of the year’s largest particle theory conferences are taking place around now, with Lattice 2004 attracting 280 physicists to Batavia, Illinois this past week and Strings 2004 drawing almost 500 to Paris starting tomorrow. Normally I feel kind of sorry for string theorists since their field is in such bad shape, but this week I’m jealous since I would have loved to have an excuse to go to Paris this summer (I’m not jealous of the lattice gauge theorists who are getting to spend the week in Batavia).

Maybe I’m wrong about this, but the Paris string theory conference seems to me to be the largest gathering of particle theorists that I can remember ever having taken place. In recent years these things have been huge, with attendance around 400-450, but this one should be even larger. It is so over-subscribed that they haven’t been taking on-line registrations for weeks.

Both conferences should have transparencies from the talks available soon on-line and the list of titles and speakers in Paris is now available. Some of the ones that look like they might be interesting are Robbert Dijkgraaf speaking about “Topological M-theory”, Nikita Nekrasov on “Chasing M/F theory” and maybe Greg Moore, whose title is the mystifying “Anomalies, Gauss laws, and Page Charges in M-theory”. One big theme of the conference looks like it will be N=4 super Yang-Mills theory. This is an interesting and well-defined quantum field theory, and one can study it whille claiming to be a string theorist because of the AdS/CFT conjecture and Witten’s recent work reformulating it in terms of topological strings in twistor space.

Next Saturday in Paris there will be a whole day of talks devoted to the unrelenting hyping of string theory to the general public, something which is a standard feature of the “Strings XXXX” conferences, but not the “Lattice XXXX” ones. Somehow I suspect the speakers will neglect to emphasize the utter lack of any progress towards making any contact with reality during the past twenty years. In case the Paris conference is not enough, there are quite a few satellite conferences, including a pre-conference workshop at the IHES and post-conference workshops at CERN and Durham.

Update: It looks like Jacques Distler will be reporting direct from the conference.

Further Update: It seems that they have a WiFi connection at the Paris conference site. From my web server logs, it appears that one thing attendees at the conference are doing during the more boring talks is reading “Not Even Wrong” on the web. Hi Guys!

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3 Responses to Summer Conferences

  1. JC says:


    When I was a young naive undergraduate student, I took some smarter and older grad student’s “advice” that the “best” place to learn field theory and string theory was Polyakov’s “gauge fields and strings” book. At the time I didn’t know any better, and was very much clueless about the field theory and string literature. I know now this smarter and older grad student was just joking around, and was trying to scare me away from theoretical physics in a “tongue and cheek” manner at the time. The last time I saw him, he joked about it and couldn’t believe I took his “advice” as if it was a “gopel truth”. Turns out that trying to learn introductory field and string theory from Polyakov’s book, would be like trying to learn introductory quantum mechanics from Dirac’s book. Both Polyakov and Dirac’s books are really nice books to read once you know the subject well, but are difficult to learn from if you don’t have any previous knowledge of the subjects.

    I ended up wasting a whole summer trying to figure out the calculations in Polyakov’s book, where I spent most of my time in the library trying to figure out his papers that were referenced in his book. After that I still had a hard time figuring out Green, Schwarz, and Witten’s books on superstring theory. Somehow I was able to reproduce most of the calculations in Polyakov and the Green, Schwarz, and Witten books, but I was still relatively clueless as to what the physical picture underneath all the mathematics was about. At the time I think took the Feynman idea of “shut up and calculate” mentality to the extreme. (I don’t know if the quote was originally Feynman’s, but over the years it seems to be attributed to him like an “urban legand”.)

  2. Thomas Larsson says:

    Sasha Polyakov travels fast. Yesterday he was in Paris and gave a talk that Jacques Distler didn’t like, and today he gave a talk at the 4ECM here in Stockholm. I haven’t had any academic affiliation for a long time, but since P was one of the big heroes of my youth (for the BPZ work), I took the afternoon off and sneaked into the Aula Magna.

    The talk was intended for an audience of mathematicians and had the presumptious title “Physicist’s view of mathematics”. P started out with the thesis that math history has had three phases, characterized by the slogans

    “Things are numbers” (5th century BC)
    “Things are topological invariants” (20th century AD)
    “Things are words” (21st century AD)

    By topological invariants he means things which do not change at all under small deformations (I might have preferred the word “universal”), and gave three examples from physics:

    1. The quantum Hall effect, where conductivity is given by sigma_xy = n e^2/hbar, n integer.

    2. Instantons and their connection to the Atiyah-Singer index theorem and Donaldson’s invariants.

    3. Critical exponents in the 2D Ising model and minimal models. With Schramm, Smirnov and Werner in the audience, I was somewhat surprised that he didn’t make the very timely connection between CFT and SLE at this point.

    The “things are words” part turned out to be about his recent work on the connection between some 4D Yang-Mills theory in loop variables and some theory of random surfaces in 5D. This seems eminently plausible; if you take the intersection between a generic surface in 5D and a 4D hyperplane you’ll end up with a loop in 4D, which may perhaps be a Wilson loop of some Y-M theory.

    Alas, the model stood by itself, without any reference to 10D or 26D or Calabi-Yau, even as a motivation. It seems like the smart string theorists are starting to pretend that those things never happened and go back to study 4D field theory again. It is difficult to be critical about using an extra dimension as a technical trick to study Y-M theory in 4D, although I got the impression that P’s model isn’t the physical Y-M theory of the standard model. Anyway, I missed the details because P didn’t give any due to time limitations.

    At this point one may wonder where the “things are words” slogan enters. The point, if there is any, is that correlation functions can be regarded as words, with elementary fields and their derivatives being letters. Natural enough, but surely people knew about OPEs before the 21st century…

    In the question section it became clear that P didn’t think very highly of Wolfram’s New Kind of Science. But then again, who does?

  3. Steve says:

    Forget Lattice 2004 and Strings 2004–the best and most informative conference of 2004 has already taken place.

    With the conference proceedings detailed here:

    For those with a rightious sense of political correctness who don’t appreciate the humour of these links, that will quickly disappear if (like me) you have to delete 20-30 of these damn things virtually every day! At any rate, physicists could perhaps adopt the conference advice given on “uppercase letters” in order to make their preprints stand out in the hep archives:)

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