Freaky Physics Proves Parallel Universes Exist

Fox News has decided that some recent experimental atomic physics work showing that quantum mechanics works as expected (for a sane discussion of the science, see here) proves that parallel universes exist and that time travel may be feasible. In an article entitled Freaky Physics Proves Parallel Universes Exist, Fox News writer John Brandon develops this idea with help from Sean Carroll and Fred Allan Wolf (aka Dr. Quantum):

The multi-verse theory says the entire universe “freezes” during observation, and we see only one reality. You see a soccer ball flying through the air, but maybe in a second universe the ball has dropped already. Or you were looking the other way. Or they don’t even play soccer over there.

Sean Carroll, a physicist at the California Institute of Technology and a popular author, accepts the scientific basis for the multi-verse — even if it cannot be proven.

“Unless you can imagine some super-advanced alien civilization that has figured this out, we aren’t affected by the possible existence of other universes,” Carroll said. But he does think “someone could devise a machine that lets one universe communicate with another.”

It all comes down to how we understand time.

Carroll suggests that we don’t exactly feel time — we perceive its passing. For example, time moves fast on a rollercoaster and very slowly during a dull college lecture. It races when you’re late for work . . . but the last few minutes before quitting time seem like hours.

Back to the Future

“Time seems to be a one-way street that runs from the past to the present,” says Fred Alan Wolf, a.k.a. Dr. Quantum, a physicist and author. “But take into consideration theories that look at the level of quantum fields … particles that travel both forward and backward in time. If we leave out the forward-and-backwards-in-time part, we miss out on some of the physics.”

Wolf says that time — at least in quantum mechanics — doesn’t move straight like an arrow. It zig-zags, and he thinks it may be possible to build a machine that lets you bend time.

Update: Matt Springer has a more detailed analysis of the Fox News article entitled The Worst Physics Article Ever. For some reason his critique skips over the multiverse part, implying that that’s the one part of the article that makes sense…

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5 Responses to Freaky Physics Proves Parallel Universes Exist

  1. changcho says:

    This is.. not even wrong.

  2. milkshake says:

    The time-bending machine from Dr. Quantum + Fox News: It would be lot more feasible to build a machine that bends the public perception of reality… Wait, it already exists.

  3. Chris Oakley says:

    Reminds me of graffiti scrawled in one of the men’s toilets in college in the Einstein centenary year (1979):

    Space is straight, Einstein was pissed

    [NB: pissed (Brit. sl.) = drunk]

    Underneath, someone had then written

    No, space is bent: God was pissed.

  4. Matt Leifer says:

    Wow, this is an incredibly garbled article. I sort of expect it from Dr. Quantum who often produces stuff that skirts the edges of quantum flapdoodle, but I would have expected Sean to be more careful (or at least more highly attuned to to possibility of an out of context quote).

  5. hasan says:

    I know jack shit about physics, but when i saw the article was from fox i immediately suspected bullshit. That suspicion was confirmed when i googled for more stories on the subject and couldn’t find any. God, i wish google would stop linking to Fox “News” Pieces. I was so excited about the parallel universe thing too.

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